The Cougar Claw occassionally interviews teachers and asks probing and insightful questions. Or, sometimes we ask silly and fun questions. For theater teacher Bryce Ballew, the latter seemed more appropriate.

Q: Your facial hair seems to change quite often. Any previews for the future scruff?

A: Shaved, clean cut, and regrow.

Q: What is your most favorite video game in the history of anything ever?

A: *Long sigh followed by a contemplative pause.* Tomb Raider. I just like problem solving.

Q: How did you get to be so awesome?

A: These are legitimate questions?

I like to have a good time, and I think people respond to that.

Q: If you were a dwarf, would you participate in mining or dragon-slaying?

A: I used to play Dungeons and Dragons growing up. I played a dwarf named Red Wyvren, he was definitely a warrior.

Q: What were you known for most in high school?

A: I was ‘Mr. Spirit’, a title given to the most popular student. I had to dress up and was very energetic.

Q: What do you sing in the shower?

A: Elvis, that’s what’s been going on this month. No Lady GaGa.